Aiwaai Top 10

Aiwaai (Just Like That), ok well.. I have this friend of mine, a very sweet and cute friend (oh she is gonna read this.. and she likes being complemented ;) hehe).. ya so she has this very sweet thing, she suddenly wants something all of a sudden and whenever I ask her, why so? she replies "aiwaai" hehe.. yaa soo this is the list of things I wannna do Aiwaai(Just Like That)!!

1. Own a football club someday, most probably, Manchester United!
2. Fly to the moon :D
3. Have an angrez(foreigner) Girlfriend (Lol, my friend wanted an angrezi bf.. and I think it really is gonna be koOl!!)
4. Get a car, and just bang it anywhere and everywhere!! lol GTA Impact!!
5. Get sooo drunk one night, that I wont remember anything I did last night!! :D
6. Leave for some unknown place without a phone or anything.. Bas just disappear somewhere for few days, without knowing where!
7. Go on a date with Kate Bekinsale (she is the prettiest!!)
8. Just eat at my fav. restaurant for 10 straight days (all 3 meals)!! :D
9. Go to the jungle and camp there alone! Lol
10. Jump around from building to building like spiderman! :D

I know, I can get a bit lame at times.. :P

Fun Pics...!!

Well, recently I uploaded some fun pics on orkut and facebook.. and people wanted to know how i did it.. here is how i did it..







Well its a site that does it.. Just Go the site (Click Here).. select an effect >> upload your pic and then you are done! Have Fun!

Test If You Are Male Or Female...

Test to confirm weather ur a guy or a gal

Quick Eye Exam...

This will blow your mind...!

Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try this its actually quite good.

But don't cheat!

Count the number of F's in the following text in
15 seconds:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



Managed it?

Scroll down only after you have counted them!



OK?



How many?



Three? (You r definitely male!!!)











Wrong, there are six - no joke!














Read again!



FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



The reasoning is further down...

The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF".



Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has
a brain of a Female



You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you
to work it out.

Proud To Be An InDiAn ???

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands

explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception.

A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita

why she is an Indian.

"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom

was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."

Longest Word In The World!

Me and my friends were arguing over what the longest word in the world was. A search on Google led us to a site. So here's the longest word in the world :

PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS
A lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust.

Then just as I was about to close the page...I saw THIS :

ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL
­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL
­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL
­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYSTEINYL­THREONYL­SERYL­SERYL
­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMINYL
­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ALANYL­ARGINYL­THREONYL­THREONYL
­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­SERYL
­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­LYSYL­PROLYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL
­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL
­GLYCYL­ASPARTYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­LYSYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­ARGINYL­TYRO
SYL­ASPARAGINYL­ALANYL­VALYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­LEUCYL­ISO
LEUCYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL
­ASPARTYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ASPARAGINYL­ARGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ISO
LEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­VALYL­GLUTAMYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL
­SERYL­PROLYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­THREONYL­LEUCYL
­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ARGINYL­VALYL­ASPARTYL­ASPARTYL
­ALANYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ALANYL­ISOLEUCYL­ARGINYL­SERYL­ALANYL
­ASPARAGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ASPARAGINYL
­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL
­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ASPARAGINYL­THREONYL­PHENYL
­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­SERYL­METHIONYL­SERYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­TRYPTO
PHYL­THREONYL­SERYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­ALANYL­SERINE



Now when you have a lot of time, and you're bored with life, try and count the number of letters in that word ;)

Women's guide to understanding spouses/boyfriends

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

11 stooooopid things ppl do on Orkut

ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a orkut tracker.

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OMG...This Really WORKS!!!"


NO, IT DOESN'T!!! And IT NEVER WILL....So Quit Trying Over and Over
Again and Wasting Your Time and Others' Time as well!!!


TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,are u serious? u're stupid.Go play in
traffic.

THREE

Don't ever post pictures & say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if u were,you wouldn't post them.And if u do u are a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.Fighting online is like racing in
the special olympics;even if u win, u're still retarded.

FIVE

Quit crying because u're not on someones top 8.who cares?

ITS ORKUT!!!Stop bitching!!!

SIX

Who really cares if I don't accept u as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me
another request or message asking
"what's up with u not adding me?"

I don't want u as a friend,

that's what's up bitch!!!

SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have ORKUT and look like sluts and act like whores go
somewhere else because nobody wants u here.

EIGHT

If u have decided to read this, u are a true ORKUT Friend. Real friends read
their bulletins.

NINE

I say u go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's
brains

TEN

And if u open a bulletin and it says something like

"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will eat ur dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING DUMB

ELEVEN

if u get a bulletin and it says anything about finding ur true
love in the next month if u repost, and you really stop for a second
and wonder if it could happen, that makes u the DUMBASS OF THE
WEEK...

NEWS FLASH..IT WON'T HAPPEN.

YUP...Some Of The AMAZINGLY STUPID THINGS That Some People on Orkut
do...Unbelievable.

What Every KisS Means!!

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready

~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever

~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything

~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute

~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you

~Kiss on the Lips = I love you


What the gesture means...

~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other

~Slap on the butt = That's mine

~Holding on tight = I don't want to let go

~Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you

~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me

~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go

~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you


***Advice***

*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.*

**If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.**

Why Feb has 28 Days..??

Stupid lovers.. have you ever wondered why February has just 28 days??? I mean of all the months.. why did they have only Feb keep less days?? So that you could have a more expensive gift for your Valentine!

Look at this way… By having 2-3 days less in the month, you are saving those many days of pocket money (in most cases) as well. Have you wondered why you are saving that? So that you could plunge it into your Valentine’s day gift…

So your gift gets better… The Universe actually thinks!
So its.. Valentine’s Budget + 2 days pocket money now!

See I just made life more simpler.. This is the effect of Freakonomics in my life. But wait.. If you are among those who gets money on a daily basis.. bad luck! Then, February is not for you.. hehe…

Another reason why I’d love it.. is I get my next pocket money earlier.. hehe! vow!